i love how disick matches his tie and shirt, and frame them with different colored collar and suit. it’s like he’s wearing an exquisite bibs
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I’m so thirsty for the dick right now. Jesus help me.
bb I feel you so hard right now
Prayer circle
I’ll get the spices and chalk
We gon summon us up some dick
Okay, I’m ready for the dick summoning.
Ok everyone repeat after me.
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
GOOD NIGHT
You see guys
This is what happens I don’t get laid for months
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WE GOT NIGGAS OUT HERE DOING RITUALS AND DICKCANTATIONS
RITUALS AND DICKCANTATIONS
2 days without masturbation. the thirst is unbearable.
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan
that shakuhachi player is really rocking it
Holy shit. Amazing.


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my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star
she made….this with it.
when ur best friend is sad
dammit, i got dried rice stuck on my phone screen