i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life
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Bodybuilder Shot A 20 Year Old Guy For Asking Him “Do You Even Lift?”
A 25 year old bodybuilder who was hitting the Gold´s Gym on a Monday morning in South Carolina (Charleston) was offended by a 20 year old random guy on…
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only kills merpeople OR is a merperson who commits regular murder?
it’s actually a mermaid serial killer. rihanna is an island girl, so she knows crazy shit that comes out of the sea.
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it’s gonna be may
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i love how disick matches his tie and shirt, and frame them with different colored collar and suit. it’s like he’s wearing an exquisite bibs
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Sugar Sugar How you get so fly?: heirofmedusa: gadaboutgreen: jojothedickcopter: gadaboutgreen:...
I’m so thirsty for the dick right now. Jesus help me.
bb I feel you so hard right now
Prayer circle
I’ll get the spices and chalk
We gon summon us up some dick
Okay, I’m ready for the dick summoning.
Ok everyone repeat after me.
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!
GOOD NIGHT
You see guys
This is what happens I don’t get laid for months
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WE GOT NIGGAS OUT HERE DOING RITUALS AND DICKCANTATIONS
RITUALS AND DICKCANTATIONS
2 days without masturbation. the thirst is unbearable.
