I am obnoxious and funny as fuck.

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heightofthefall:

i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life

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Bodybuilder Shot A 20 Year Old Guy For Asking Him “Do You Even Lift?”

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frictionlesssuperfeet:

only kills merpeople OR is a merperson who commits regular murder?

it’s actually a mermaid serial killer. rihanna is an island girl, so she knows crazy shit that comes out of the sea.

frictionlesssuperfeet:

only kills merpeople OR is a merperson who commits regular murder?

it’s actually a mermaid serial killer. rihanna is an island girl, so she knows crazy shit that comes out of the sea.

(Source: modplug)

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mdmalorie:

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

this is perfect.

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i love how disick matches his tie and shirt, and frame them with different colored collar and suit. it’s like he’s wearing an exquisite bibs 

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs)

Sugar Sugar How you get so fly?: heirofmedusa: gadaboutgreen: jojothedickcopter: gadaboutgreen:...

ckburch:

glitterlion:

jojothedickcopter:

heirofmedusa:

gadaboutgreen:

jojothedickcopter:

gadaboutgreen:

jojothedickcopter:

niggawitamacbook:

I’m so thirsty for the dick right now. Jesus help me.
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bb I feel you so hard right now

Prayer circle

I’ll get the spices and chalk

We gon summon us up some dick 

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Okay, I’m ready for the dick summoning.

Ok everyone repeat after me.

Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!

Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!

Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!

Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, We want dick ah!

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GOOD NIGHT

You see guys

This is what happens I don’t get laid for months

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WE GOT NIGGAS OUT HERE DOING RITUALS AND DICKCANTATIONS 

RITUALS AND DICKCANTATIONS

2 days without masturbation. the thirst is unbearable.