I am obnoxious and funny as fuck.

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at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa

at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

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yesysabella:

[TW for suicide, discussion of suicide and self harm]

prudeghost
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youarenotyou:

b8l:

paigeabendroth:

brinconvenient:

transascendant:

reinventingaxlrose:

Laura on Strombo!!! <3

damn, this is an intense interview.

Seriously excellent interview. I didn’t know she’d moved to Chicago. Maybe I’ll run in to her some time. Of course, I’m far too much of a suburban dork to get be her friend, but she seems so very cool and down to earth.

Whenever I watch an interview with a trans women I brace myself for when the interviewer asks something offensive but it never happened here so yeah, it was pretty great. Deff worth a watch.  

Also, goddamn Laura just keeps getting hotter. < 3

omg the interviewer HAS to be trans. no cis man would be so engaged emotionally with her coming out process and have so much to ask about that. 

!!!!! i remember seeing george s. on muchmusic growing up, he was always a great interviewer (i even met him once. i had such a crush omg.) this is really fantastic!

i wish interviewers like George Stroumboulopoulos were the standard rather than the exception, especially in interviews with trans women. too bad he’s leaving the show to host hockey night in canada =(

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.

Cashier: Are you 18?

Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle)

mentalalchemy:

c1c3c11:

Rocket powered car compactor. Everyone should own one. 

I watched this like 40 times

mentalalchemy:

c1c3c11:

Rocket powered car compactor. Everyone should own one. 

I watched this like 40 times

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.