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bowlingalley-lawyer:

yeahmon:

jacquesofalltrades:

Seal pup wanders into home and puts his flippers up - New Zealand Herald
messily:


Calmly, the young pup then eased past Ms Swoffer’s dog and cats before making himself at home on a couch and attempting to snuggle in for the night.
“Then it looks at me with those huge brown eyes. It was so cute, but I didn’t touch it because you don’t with wild animals.”
Ms Swoffer called the SPCA.
“They were giggling away and I’m saying ‘I’m not drunk, I’m not lying’, there’s a seal in my house.”
The SPCA contacted the Department of Conservation, which was already looking for a seal reported hopping along Welcome Bay Rd.


This is quite possibly the best news story I’ve ever read.  (h/t Tinsely)


moving to NZ so this can happen to me.

HOW COULD YOU NOT CUDDLE THAT FACE?

dude is so drunk 

bowlingalley-lawyer:

yeahmon:

jacquesofalltrades:

Seal pup wanders into home and puts his flippers up - New Zealand Herald

messily:

Calmly, the young pup then eased past Ms Swoffer’s dog and cats before making himself at home on a couch and attempting to snuggle in for the night.

“Then it looks at me with those huge brown eyes. It was so cute, but I didn’t touch it because you don’t with wild animals.”

Ms Swoffer called the SPCA.

“They were giggling away and I’m saying ‘I’m not drunk, I’m not lying’, there’s a seal in my house.”

The SPCA contacted the Department of Conservation, which was already looking for a seal reported hopping along Welcome Bay Rd.


This is quite possibly the best news story I’ve ever read.  (h/t Tinsely)

moving to NZ so this can happen to me.

HOW COULD YOU NOT CUDDLE THAT FACE?

dude is so drunk 

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  4. notean reblogged this from iambal and added:
    dude is so drunk
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  8. iambal reblogged this from yeahmon and added:
    HOW COULD YOU NOT CUDDLE THAT FACE?
  9. curtandcurly reblogged this from twolimesplease and added:
    omg i would wrap him in a baby blanket and name him sam.
  10. twolimesplease reblogged this from mavieenrose and added:
    why don’t I ever get the good wild creatures in my house?! bats, bugs, yellow jackets, and spiders are not at all...
  11. yeahmon reblogged this from jacquesofalltrades and added:
    moving to NZ so this can happen to me.
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    This accidental extrovert was picked up at 6:30 this morning by my Very Important Boss and I’ve had a busy,...
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    NZ has the best news. Just sayin’.
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    I really wish my house would fall victim to a seal infestation.
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